So, i'm up late, i mays well provide the world with an abridged history of the Third Andro-Zaran War.
It was fairly quick, but heres how it went down:
Erid'Lor, my arch nemesis from AZW1, had a civil war which resulted in a genocidal maniac coming to power. Coincidence that she was a woman? I think not :P (Just kidding! hence the ":P") Anyway, she was all "ima conquer you sucka" and i'm all like "Oh noes, my continent!" and he's all like "Shut yo face" and i'm all like "ima busta cap!" That is to say, He started conquering the nations around him, and i figured it was my duty to defend Andresia from the zaran threat, seeing as i'm the closest one TO him. So i send the full force of my miltiary on him, and my buddy Verenberg does the same, and several other factions give me troops: among them Brachion, Ialocin, and the Tellarian Empire (my vassal state, at the time). I use the troops, blitzkreig their ass, then pull out for reasons i can't entirely recall. I think it had something to do with the Helghan Empire putting some stick about. anyway, it resulted in Verenberg occupying the Erid'Lorian oil fields, and Erid'Lor getting obliterated.
Erid'Lor decided to start over, so that he could have a fresh start and not screw up. but he's at it again, pledging to bring Genocide and conflict with him to Novreal. XD what a loser-face! he's gunna get his butt kicked. *sigh* what a beautiful thing, idiocy is. The guys a 12 year old kid from like...california or singapore or something. i'm not sure. but he's a loser. and a really lousy RPer but he's been there longer than me so i can't tell him to go away.
but thats that.
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